Here’s a short, true story as I head off to write my novel this week…….
This weekend, I attended a party and met a guy who said that the last time he’d masturbated had been Friday night, and this is how:
1. He’d hacked into one of the hugest pornography databases via a Password Ring. He described the database as “Netflix for Porn.”
2. He chose from the database the video(s) he wanted to watch.
3. He hooked his smartphone up to his Virtual Reality goggles and watched it.
The story-listeners were awed. I called it, “Masturbation for the 21st century.” Someone savvy corrected me: “Masturbation IN SAN FRANCISCO, FOR TECHIES, for the 21st century.”
Just remember: You read about it here, first.
PS: The graphic is from a “teach women how to masturbate better” aspiring-app/web-based game, HappyPlayTime.
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