This is a photo of the toughest oyster in the world. It took a lot of chipped shell, and approximately 15 min. of prying to get it to open up. In fact, I almost threw it away, thinking I’d never eat it. When it finally unclenched, it was the most delicate and briny meat inside, ever. Check the photo – isn’t this an amazing creature?
Thank you, oyster, for your life.
I’m going to avoid the obvious similes. Instead, you can fill in the blanks yourself:
I am like an oyster because ______________________________.
Oysters are like relationships because _______________________.
Oysters are like love because _____________________________.
Beauty is an oyster because ______________________________.
PS: Sorry that this is 1 day late. Just as I struggled to open that oyster, I am struggling a little bit with the tasks of my life. Please send me your good vibes.
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